I don't know what happened, but I was dead asleep last night and Alan says:
"Hey, works on the phone and you were supposed to be there a half an hour ago."
I just don't remember being scheduled. In fact, because I had jury duty, I specifically asked not to be scheduled this week.
So yeah, think you're going to bed, think again!
I've never done that in a job before. Ever.
So now I'm tired. Postponed jury duty. November. That way I can totally ensure that they won't pick me because I'll be bigger than my house.